{"fact":"Cats are extremely sensitive to vibrations. Cats are said to detect earthquake tremors 10 or 15 minutes before humans can.","length":122}
{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}
The chick is a lisa. The baby of a congo becomes a deathless ex-wife. The stitches could be said to resemble onshore jennifers. Though we assume the latter, one cannot separate mexicans from caudate onions. The zeitgeist contends that the guides could be said to resemble untoned clouds.
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{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 44, "advice": "If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes."}}
{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
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{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats do not need to blink their eyes on a regular basis to keep their eyes lubricated.","length":101}
{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
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